Simon Sands

Simon Sands is a likeable cheeky comic with a laid-back style of humour, suitable for all ages and venues.

Simon’s work has covered cabaret, TV, after dinner speaking, corporates and cruises.

PROFILE

Theatrical hosting   An Audience with Sir Trevor Brooking
                                      An Audience with Eamonn Holmes

Holiday resorts         
 Warners, Pontins, Butlins, Shearings, West Star, Park Dean, Park Resorts, Hollybush Hotels, Vauxhall and numerous private parks

Armed forces            
Sgts and Officers Messes, CSE tours of the  Falklands, Bosnia, Croatia and Northern Ireland; Cyprus

Corporate              
Jaguar, Glaxo, Rover, Honda, Tesco, Peugeot, Sainsbury’s, SmithKline Beecham, Rank, National Federation of Builders, BP, McAlpines, Travis Perkins, Amateur Boxing Association, Limousin Cattle Breeders, Guernsey Tomato Growers Association, BAA and many more
                                     
After dinner                      
Golfing, Masonic and sporting clubs, Guernsey Royal Golf Club, Rotary International Annual Conference 2006, Round Table and many charity events

Fly-backs             
Thomson Gold, Shearings, Airtours

Cruises                
P&O including QE2, Airtours

Theatres
Spa Theatre, Bridlington (summer season)    
Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne
Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne
Victoria Pavilion, Ilfracombe
Wellington Pier, Great Yarmouth

Production shows               
Bonnie Tyler, Mike Reid, Tom O’Connor, Little and Large, Roger de Courcey, Max Boyce and many more

Theatre support                
Mickey Rooney, The Stylistics, Joe Brown, Bucks Fizz, The Grumbleweeds and many more

Pantomime     Principle performances including:
Chinese Policeman (Aladdin), Brighton
Idle Jack (Dick Whittington), London
Simple Simon (Little Red Riding Hood), Llandudno
Buttons (Cinderella), Scarborough

TV performances     The Comedians
                                      The New Variety Show

TV and film   appearances                    
One Foot in the Grave
Eastenders
The Bill
Bob Martin
Murder Most Horrid
Pie in the Sky 
The Knock
Saturday Night Armistice
Riggers
Brass Eye
The Comics   
The Tribe
Trip TV
Diana and Me
Beyond Fear
Kiss and Tell
Thief Takers  
London Bridge
The Saint
Crossing The Floor
Holding On
Soldier Soldier  and numerous others

Photographic                     
Cobra Beer
London Underground